San Marino: Valentina Monetta - The Social Network Song

Dette er et av årets absolutte høydepunkt - eller lavmål - og et innslag jeg gleder meg vilt til å se live!  Orginalt het sangen til Valentina "Facebook! Uh Uh Oh", men på grunn av EBUs bestemmelser mot å nevne merkevarer i tekster (Facebook i dette tilfellet), måtte San Marino enten endre teksten eller hoste opp et nytt bidrag.  De valgte å endre teksten ved å legge på en masse beep-beep's, oh-oh's osv, og det uten at det tok poenget bort fra sangen.
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Valentina er ingen stor sangerinne,  men det er i ferd med å vokse en liten kult fram rundt henne.  Ikke fordi låten er så bra, men fordi dette bidraget er ufrivillig morsomt, en skikkelig saftig ESC-kalkun!  Gjør gjerne noen bildesøk på Valentina *humre*  På uhøytidelige favorittkåringer på nett er denne låten en skikkelig klatrer, fortsetter hun i samme tempo fram mot finalen, skal man ikke se bort fra at Valentina kan gjøre det riktig så bra med sin ... eh....  dype tekst og fantastiske ansiktsmimikk.

The social network song

 oo ooooooo ooo

I like

Are you ready for a little chat?
And a song about the Internet
It’s a story ‘bout a social door
You’ve never seen before
If you wanna be seen by everyone
Wanna be in the dream and have some fun
If you wanna be on the hook
Then simply take a look

OH OH UH OH OH
Everybody loves you so
OO OO UH OH OH
Everybody that you know

Do you wanna be more then just a friend?
Do you wanna play cyber sex again?
If you wanna come to my house
Then click me with your mouse

Hello UH OH OH
Never gonna let you go

Your logging in then it begins
And your computer is waking you
Taking your time away
The scene is right for social light
You're on the Internet anywhere
Anytime night and day

OH OH UH OH OH
I like
Everybody loves you so
OO OO UH-OH OH
Mi piace
Never gonna let you go

So you wanna make love with me?
Am I really your cup of tea?
Are you really the one that’s you?
And am I really me?

OH OH UH OH OH
I like
Everybody loves you so
Social network oh
mi piace
Never gonna let you go

You’re login’ in with just a friend
But soon the Internet's
Beeping and peeping around the bend
We used to greet friends on the street
But now it’s googling giggling gaggling
When we meet

BEEP BEEP UH OH OH
How about a little chat?
Group: OO OO Network Fans
Meet ya @ The Internet

Do you really like politics?
Wanna talk about dirty tricks?
Are you really a sex machine?
Or just A beauty queen?
Everybody is better than before
Everybody is calling out for more
Everybody in cyber Ville is knocking on your door

BEEP BEEP UH OH OH
I like
Everybody does a show
OO OO UH-OH OH

Mi piace
If you like it click and go
Now you know it is easy loggin' in
For a little more fun and cyber sin
Wanna know what this nets about
The hard part’s loggin’ out

OO OO UH-OH OH
Now I've got a million friends
Goodbye network fans
This is how the story ends
Oh Oh –
BEEP BEEP